"I dont know if tonites bartender is having an off nite but this cider n bitter beer tasting paper route drink is NOT what i was expecting.....i call shenigans!!!"
"How do strangers become mayor of my home? Specifically when its private. Quite amazin..."
"Clam stuffed with crab meat is too DIE for! Thank you Michael!! Happiness ^-^"
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"Sorry can't read, its My little pizzeria I was talking about!"
"Little Tony's pizzeria is awesome for on the go! Free fresh basil to put on ur slices!"