"Charge your phone at the bar with the built in chargers. Don't worry, they charge all phones. Ask the bartender for the iPhone 5 adapter."
"Seriously dying! David La Chapelle is here!"
"OMG. Slowest service!! There isn't anyone here and I'm waiting to pay a bill. No employees!"
"Stay away from that overweight ugly read headed monster! She is rude and acts like the BMW junkyard dog!"
"Don't park in the residents garage or you will get towed! :)"