"My absolute favorite is the six cheese bagel with sundried tomato schmear. It's sexy."
"Don't go through drive thru around 10 am. They have a shift change then and you can expect to wait 10 mins easily."
"Yes. Debaucherous hedonistic kinksters."
"I don't live right at the address mentioned here, but my freak lair isn't far from there. Yes, even kinksters live in the suburbs."
"The Onion Rings and snakebites are the best. Also, hottie bartender Carlos likes to be spanked #justsayin"