"Get the quesarrito. Get it. It's to die for."
"I have had nothing but bad experiences here"
"Don't go on a Saturday. It will leave you contemplating suicide."
"Get the chilaquiles for breakfast. And the Valerie's special for lunch/dinner. Best chips and salsa around."
"I can always come home to mom and dad and delicious food. Come visit me!"
"Custard is wayyyy overpriced."