"If you live in the area, it's worth it to buy a membership. It pays for itself so fast if you come here even just once a month, my hubs and I came 15 times last year!"
"Ask for a room away from the elevators, as they can be loud. Also, tip your housekeepers! They work their butts off cleaning your rooms."
"There's a lot of little gangbangers who are looking for trouble around here. Be careful."
"I'm leaving a tip. Michelles a hoochie."
"Tip your housekeepers, they work their butts off to clean your room!"