"This self-aware clash of ironic religious iconography and grease-sodden soul food is challenging my preconceptions of what my digestive tract is capable of withstanding and I'm loving it."
"thought I saw a hummingbird here but it might've been a big bee. still my #1 hummingbird watching location"
"If you look at their giant biscuits you can pretend you are in Super Mario Bros 3 world 4."
"entry hallway smells like cum, otherwise nice"
"ALL THE CHICKEN IS GONE DON'T COME HERE"