"Huh huh huh. I left a teep."
"Smells like cat piss up in hurr"
"The frothing minge of society"
"Dont mess with my girl or i will fuck your shit up"
"Wear your carhart pants, t shirt and ball cap if you expect service to be at all attentive. Monderosa has far better grub than this place, 3 hour ordeal over a burger and a samich. Save your money."
"Shitty housekeeping, stank dishes, old farts everywhere, and puke piles off the balconies... 5 STAR!!!"