"This place has good food, and great customer service."
"Meh - Nothing to write home about. I had a broken glass served to me, and the waitress took forever to bring the bill."
"Shoestring fries...need I say more?"
"Vanessa is awesome, she's my regular. Tana cut my hair yesterday, it's prefect."
"No free-weights, and the irony of having two vending machines containing everything you're trying to avoid while staying motivated to be healthy are right next to the treadmills, is too funny."