"a new mayor is crowned. sorry thady"
"its always nice to have a couple drinks then stumble home."
"This is where i get most of my thinking done."
"Best salsa in town, i practically drink it!"
"Live wire & cherry bomb must be sister bars cuz i always blackout at both. Luckly im 2 blocks away from here"
"I play every monday at 9am if anyone wants to challenge for ACE #"