"Stay tuned for the Brew Do Homebrewer's Contest winner to be added to the menu. Russian Imperial Stout=chocolate, coffee, and high ABV!"
"Maroon Effect is awesome, especially when paired with their ribs or "best in Roanoke" barbecue wings. Thursday is wing and sing, 0.50 wings 4-10 and karaoke 10-close. Sunday is SIN drinks and dancin"
"The Admins do not approve of the current mayor. Who are you?"