"No more 50 cent sodas. 44 ounces are $0.99."
"They have actual glass mugs here with A&W Rootbeer on tap (customer accessible)."
"Monday night salad bar for $5."
"Oh, and my kids love adding a bowl of lo mein for an extra buck."
"Mmmmm, mmm. Hot and crispy shrimp is my favorite. Good eggrolls, and crab rangoon, and a really great staff. Leave your credit cards at home. They accept only cash and checks."