"BUTTER CAKE. Real whipped cream, nice crisp outside, warm and rich on the inside. Dessert doesn't get better than this."
"Explore your inner foodie. Pass on the hummus for something more adventurous. Tonight (12/16) was lengua and beets. Fantastic."
"Skillets are delicious, but portions were a little small. Get a pancake to complement your meal."
"Free dessert this week if you live within four blocks."
"Two parts Texas Pete's hot sauce, one part honey roasted BBQ. Thank me later."
"Corned beef hash is indeed pretty terrible, but get the Tour de France. Fantastic."