Mike V

"Lately, I've been drinking 4-to-10 sloe gin fizzes here per week. They taste like red Mr.freeze bars (or otter pops). You cannot legally get them by the pitcher to-go."

"My burrito here was easily 50% heavier than what I'm used to in Seattle. Hell yeah Bama. Roll tide?"

"You can get "thin cut" bread which lowers your sandwich's calorie count by about 2%."

"Keep eating food until you feel really bad about yourself."

"It isn't on the menu yet but they now have TRENTA sized cups! If you like having a resting heart rate of 185 BPM, this is your cup."

"The wrap is 300 calories by itself, so get a bowl instead."