"We have Prius in stock and available for immediate delivery."
"Become the non employee mayor, see Tim Van and get a free Tee Shirt and oil change!"
"Ask for rooms 132, 134, 232, 232, etc. Nice little balcony to enjoy the desert sunset from."
"Be prepared to wait in a long line to exit."
"Bring your best disco clothes so you are ready to dance to the Muzak!"