"Cash only! Great hot dogs, but the polish sausage dog is really tasty."
"Jalisco Special is the best!!! Go on Saturday and grab a pitcher of margaritas for only $13.99"
"Atmosphere may be lacking, but order Romine's 1/2 chicken dinner and you'll be happy you went. Romine's was a classic northside restaurant and sold their recipe to Malone's."
"Skip the supermarket and get the freshest cuts of meat here. Porksteaks with their special rub are the best in town."
"Keep out of the shoe sculpture!"
"Shaved ice snow cones and over 50 flavors. Be sure to get your scoop of free Nerds on top."