"This is quite possibly the worst run McDonald's I've ever been to. Never has food ready and rarely gets orders right."
"Pad woon sen, matsman curry, bi buin, everything here is delicious. Can't go wrong with this place!"
"Try the Fettuccini Con Langostinos - Lemon accents this dish perfectly."
"Try the Calamarata with Raw Tuna - I die."
"Visit with the clinic cat, O.C., she's the best!"