"The logo is. . . unfortunate. Go on, take a look at it, what's the first thought that comes to your mind?"
"Sadly, probably the most successful restaurant in town."
"They try their best and put on interesting, challenging plays. That their audiences tend to be so smalls says far more about Modesto than it does the Prospect Theater."
"Let Doogie Howser advise you on your wine choice."
"Would it kill them to occasionally dust or vacuum?"
"Lovely-looking food and produce all covered in flies!"