"Seriously. Don't stay here."
"Ask for a room on the parking lot side of the hotel. The rooms facing King Street are quite noisy sometimes."
"Worst wireless ever. Bring your own hotspot."
"Quit spot with awesome Martinis."
"Go to the Starbucks inside this store instead of the one on 28 and Quince Orchard. Less crowded, cleaner and friendlier."