"If you want a paperweight, a car you can't title or drive, this is the dealership for you! High Line makes a lot of promises, but be sure to get them in writing. Tax penalties are piling up daily :("
"Ask the price for sodas... They're ashamed to put it in writing."
"Gator Park has closed for good :("
"Check out the new prices before you order. My burger, fries, and drink were over $12."
"The single is actually two scoops. If you want a single scoop order a junior."
"20% discount for teachers"