Eddie Martinez

"Mmm second hand jockstrap."

"The super bacon cheeseburger is super disappointing. For all the bacon hype, it tastes very little like bacon and the bacon feels more along the lines of meat shaped pieces of paper."

"Be careful if you're allergic to dust lots of it here and very cluttered"

"Bring a laptop or a book. You can bring in food and drinks."

"The meat they use here for things is really well cooked and tender, but there are a few flies as is typical with poorly maintained entry-ways. So if that disgusts you, take your food to go!"