"Watch out for swans. They bite."
"Keep a close eye on your shit or it will get stolen."
"Opened in September 2014. Quite nice. Rooms have kitchenettes and hotel has indoor pool"
"Stay in the turret. Behind the double doors No. 416."
"Piss poor selection of anything you may actually need. But plenty of crap you don't need."
"Don't ever come at 430 pm on a Saturday.... 15+ min to check out. Ugh."