"Awesome vodka diet. Request an invite to Christmas bingo."
"As far as airport food goes, the tachos are a good value. Enough for a meal for two."
"Go to the second bathroom. It's better than the first."
"The people who rave about this club are nuts. It's like the living room of an early 90s model home, or the common area of a suburban golf club."
"They literally measure a shot for a drink. Don't buy a drink. Buy a beer."
"Avoid the fish tacos. Bland and a microscopic amount of fish for the price. The pierogies and wings are great... esp at happy hour prices!"