"7:30 am classes are pretty busy. Check in early so you don't violate the "5 Minute Rule!""
"No longer open...being sued!"
"Food is ok, but the service bloooowwwwws."
"Butter Poached Lobster is AH-MAY-ZING!"
"80s movies, vodka, good times."
"What Mike doesn't realize, is that Casa Lalla is the ultimate experience in food, culture, interior design, top-notch bubblebaths, and HBO. And my cat plays fetch, and my library is rather impressive."