"Go somewhere else. Their sh*t is more expensive here. I got an avocado smoothie with regular pearl... it came out to $5.40. FOR ONE DRINK. Yeeeeesh."
"Don't park in the County C lot or else you can get towed. If you're staying for awhile, street parking is your best bet."
"Best place if you need work on your car!!"
"Ummm.. this place is located in downtown Mountain View. Just for a heads up"
"Get the wet burrito! It's always amazing! And if you get it to go, stock up on the sauce!!"