"Huge Savings for Black Friday and the Holidays. Jewelry 40-60% less than mall jewelers with a bigger selection. New and used firearms. Everything you need for holiday shopping on a budget!"
"We're giving away a Sony Blu-ray player via our Facebook page! Just guess how many bullets are in the jar. Closest guess wins!:"
"Current special low prices on brand new Taurus Firearms!"
"Sit at the Starbucks and see all the beautiful people and cars."
"The Outdoor Patio is the best. Some of the best food in town."
"Tons and Tons of cool stuff!"