"Sit outside in the patio and enjoy the weather."
"This place sucks, never buy anything from here. Do yourself a favor and drive down the hill to 7-11."
"Recommend the Painted Hills NY Strip and the hot links!"
"Beware of the mayor- he's territorial."
"For those wanting a bit of quiet time- kids aren't allowed here."
"No 2 hour wait if you go on Sunday!"