"Try the apple passion tea infusion. It's crazy tasty."
"These are some damn comfy chairs here in the lounge area."
"Beware the Leo panther the stalks the Land of the Morrows."
"Dime a dog: the one time food is priced what it's worth. Tasty enough."
"Parking at this venue, or more specifically trying to leave, is a complete disaster."
"When biking or jogging in the afternoon or on the weekend, be prepared to dodge soccer spectators who think the trail is a fine place to put their chairs/sitting children."