"Yo, if you're going to put your bed on foursquare like a total mouthbreather then expect random people to check in to it. Hurrrr durrrr."
"Sometimes, on clear days, you can hear the Right to Remain Silent Psycho drumming arythymically and screaming profanities in Edgewood Park."
"As biggie once said, "I make the seniors tote my ninas.""
"Their ices are amazing. Try the flavor Orzata crunch for a sweet almondy flavor with crunchy bits of pastry in it."
"Laying pipe in the she-cave."
"To look like a regular park like a dickhole blocking thru traffic and when you finish a drink @ your car cause you're too cheap to buy liquor from the bar make sure you smash your empty in the street."