"Treat yourself to the Cabo Quesadilla. You're welcome."
"If anyone in your party has a clarinet fetish, you best not come here."
"This place is a secret hangout for known burger haters. Be careful around negative commentary"
"Dignity is always top of mind at DS. Talk to the mayor for all your bladder scanning needs."
"America's #1 bed pan wholesaler! For weekly specials and scratch & dent deals speak with the mayor."
"The spincah and cheese burek is delightful!!"