"There's a new kid in town."
"The Doctors and staff here are so nice and caring. They make sure to treat your pet like their own!"
"This place sucks, the service is slow and they get everything wrong..."
"Watch out for the pregnant lady in the treestand! She's hormonal."
"Dont walk under the tower...that is not rain..."
"Hold your breathe. He farts in here a lot."