"Waited 20 minutes in the "speedy checkout". If you have to go to Walmart, go to the Carmel location."
""Pretty excited for the Golden State vs Denver game" - no one, ever."
"It's like eating a microwave dinner in the middle of WalMart."
"If you hate flavor, Moe's is the place for you. For the rest of us, Qdoba is the best."
"All the fancy lights are to make you forget that this is a crappy airport."
"The walk to baggage claim was further than the plane ride to get here."