"If smoked brisket chili is available, order it. An order another to go."
"Food is good. Can't say the same about the Internet"
"I come here for the flowers on the table and the classical music, and the vegan food."
"Be easy on the bathroom faucet. It splashes."
"The only place around where there's horseshoes and a bonfire pit. Come as you are, but always remember that it's cash-only."