"The Deep Haven Honey and pinto beans are both incredible!"
"They now have organic, home rendered lard!"
"If you're allergic to fragrance, take some allergy medicine. Their air is strongly perfumed."
"If this is the best breakfast in New Prague, go to the next town. Coffee was more like brown water. My breakfast, biscuits and gravy, bacon and hash browns were just as flavorless as the coffee."
"Bjorn is the best server you could ever possibly have. True story."
"Some good lookin' gourds!"