"One of the best burgers around town"
"Impressive and super knowledgable. I trust my teeth and gums to these guys anyday."
"Come in for their monthly specials 15% off colors, and discs of the month."
"Sat. & Sun. $8 Bottomless Mimosas 10am to 2pm"
"Safer than you think. Just don't leave money or alcohol lying around."