"Buy Herman Miller chairs here...they're the best and great design! ;)"
"Careful when returning your car...National entrance is right there when you come up the ramp. Pass it and you either have to u-turn or go all the way around."
"Call ahead for a guaranteed appointment time. Same day only."
"Realizing that you are 800 miles from the nearest ocean, you cannot find a better place for sushi in Grand Rapids...especially for l"
"Bring an umbrella or tent...there is no shade here."
"Make sure you jump up and down on the glass deck....really freaks people out!"