"It's basic food and service but staff is nice. Just initiate friendliness first and you will be good. I'm really here for the toilets?"
"Smell that home cooking out in the hallway? Yea, that's us."
"Manuel. The best of the best!"
"Pizza tastes like toilet paper roll spray painted with tomato water. I ate the cardboard holder it came in by accident. Same taste."
"Sara R! Hands down best server."
"Horrible Food! Weak, over priced drinks, Clueless staff and totally expensive. Oh, and they allow kids now. Do Not Go!"