"I was disappointed with the carne asada burrito. It was pretty soggy."
"Carne a sad a burrito was mighty soggy."
"The bartending sucks. Slow as hell. It's as if they are still in school."
"Uggh, the smoke here. I felt like a human ashtray."
"Why did they switch to Pepsi products? Yuck!!!"
"Courteios staff, nice wine, great way to get buzzed in the morning."