"Ask for Ed! Fast, friendly, funny!"
"Non Smokers: use the far right entrance for a fresher-air MacCracken's experience."
"Try an order of tater-tots with cheese, bacon, and jalapenos!"
"Meet and greet at the front door, service in the garage."
"Ask for the shampoo! Great head massage."
"Enter near the back of the shopping center to use the drive-thru easily."