"Tell them to swat the flies before they make the food."
"The scrambled eggs n sausage was poppin. And the waitress kendra is kinda fine:)"
"Tell sherll lynn to speak the hell up tho. Nobody can hear ya chimpmunk voice in the loud ass place."
"Da gate agents here b da nicest. Always givin me first class seatin."
"Goddamn dis tang n berry strong as shit. Hell yeah!!"
"A couch for 15 bucks lol. Nobody don't want dat shit."