"20mins to wait for a burnt coffee. This place is shithouse."
"Just the same as any other dirty bird anywhere in the world. Staffed by complete morons."
"Fuckin dirty shithole. It's fantastic!"
"Nice food. Shit service."
"Fantastic food and service! The Asian duck was truly amazing. Cheers"
"Bob does killer fades. Get a 1 fade and you won't be disappointed."