"Be free my little triplet tots! Run run run! We hit uo the soccer feild both the small and big play ground, an rode over to the dog park to mingle with the canines"
"Don't wear your nice clothes! Seat check is an actual event here! Any unattended food is FAIR GAME! Beware of the dog but the cats are just as shaddy <3 oh and why the fuck are you knocking? WALK IN!!"
"Shhhhhh! dont tell anyone where you are going! Disappear during some rukus and LOCK THE DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!"
"They dont have towels, mirrors in the rooms or trash cans in the rooms!"