"Onlangs nog genomineerd tot meest hopeloze halte."
"Need room? Go stand next to a hipster and keep looking it in the eyes. You just got yourself a spot."
"Komt ie, of komt ie (zoals meestal niet). #metdelijnwasjeeral #moredramathenbrains #morgennogis"
"Let me remind you that smiling is free."
"Leave your troubles at the door."
"Bring your smallest shirt so your arms look big..."