"Come in as early as you can. He closes up shop once he's out of inspection stickers for the day."
"Full menu served all day! Winning!"
"$3 wells and $4 margaritas and Long Island Teas during happy hour! (M-F 4-7pm)"
"During breakfast stop here for the cheapest & largest OJ you can get at any fast food restaurant."
"You can't sit on the tables, but the waitresses can dance on them."
"The earlier you can get in, the better."