"Recommend the penne spezzatino, yum!"
"Best chocolate fudge cake ever!"
"Great food! Try the Adventure Menu which is £15 for your choice of 55 items, freshly cooked to order. Recommend the Malaysian chilli king prawns"
"A dirty treat at 3am after a night out, one of Chippy Lane's finest!"
"Still smells new and serves good tea. You do have to pay £1 for 3d glasses though"