"Great place but Bartender named Jimmy is loud and spouts obnoxious sports opinions."
"Jesse is great. Get the Delmonico and Coconut Cream Pie"
"disappointing. no actual fire here"
"The double deck combo with beef and ham is outstanding. Ask for it unsauced if you want to add your own"
"There are squirrel beasts on the roof, and wild game in the ravine."
"Bring enough food for 3, and tolerance for Yankee candles."