"Watch out for your butt."
"Make sure to sweat furiously all over the weight bench. It's the one Adam Flury (the Amelia's mayor) uses."
"Come for brunch. AWESOME. Bartender Jimmy makes the best bloodies!"
"Great tapas selection. Yummy drinks."
"Took my boyfriend here for his birthday dinner. Great service; waiter REALLY smart on the line list. Pork was amazing."
"Order the El Burro Burron - the "daddy of all burritos." It's a bit spicy and you'll need 8 of your friends to help you eat it!"