"Slow service. But used to it now."
"Food and drink is over priced. Nearby pubs and takeaways are a better idea."
"The full monty should only be considered as a one off challenge, or a meal to share, not part of your normal diet."
"Home made pizza and sky sports. Will put on superleague if you ask."
"Don't go after dark. Or so the locals tell me."
"On the weekend get the weekend special of 3 courses for £11"