"Chicken tenders and seasoned fries.. 👌🏿"
"Get the pizza well done."
"Do not go here late night, unless you want to be harassed and threatened by gangbangers"
"Best Gyro in the city, probably the Country, possibly the world."
"As the creator who named these bars the Trifecta of Shame I say, it is no honor to be Mayor, but a failure in life. To be the Mayor of TOS is to be the fool of all fools."
"Women would love this place."