"It's a state park, so you'll need a discover pass to park."
"Student? Show your ID for a 20% discount on select merchandize."
"Bring your own quarters. No change machines here, although we do have a lovely Pepsi machine and a playground out back for the kids."
"Free hot breakfast, made to order. Decent free coffee. Free wi-fi. Pool's open until 11. Starbucks across the way. Do eet."