Oh God, My Wife Is German.

"Modern freakshow -- said with love. Tons of acrobatics and cheesy humor. Jumping rope. Swinging on strips of cloth. Juggling. -- Best way to rub elbows with the locals with a cold brew in your hand."

"Super expensive but super awesome. Plenty of Fosters beer. They've even got kangaroo burgers and sh*t. It's a really fun place to bring out-of-towners. Just make sure your friends foot the bill. :)"

"The steaks remind me of home, but the portions are entirely European. (We Americans are accustomed to plates so full of food they can kill you.)"

"Reminds me of home (Portland, Oregon) only with terribly slow service. Like, McMenamins slow..."

"Great place for expats to finally speak a little English. Drunkenly."

"Waterloo RULES."